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My wife told me, either the m/cycle+sports car+beer fridge+jestski+girlfriends, goes or she goes. What I do?

I realise that this is an unfair heart rending decision to ask you to make, but please use your finer judgement to assist!

Public Comments

1. kiss her on the cheek slap her a55 and make sure she shuts the door on the way out son
2. Bin the wife off...there's beer involved so its a no brainer really!!
3. oh let her go ,what have you to loose?not a lot
4. that's pretty messed up that she would give you an ultimadum like that. what happened to for better or for worse??
5. Well which gives you the most pleasure? There's your answer...
6. You have girlfriends and a wife? Honey, I would've left you a few months ago.
7. Stay with your wife and give the motorcycle to me
8. Tell her to not let the door knob hit in the a** as she leaves. Hey we gals know that guys have to have their toys.
9. offer her some help with her packing .....just to show her ur not heartless
10. You were doing good, until the girlfriend part! Now, you should go! LOL I don't think some here are noticing the girlfriend part, maybe the guys are!
11. did she complain bout your dildo? c'mon what kinda wife is dat? she shud be more understand!
12. How about your your sports car, beer fridge goes; girlfriends may remail only if she gets boyfriends; jetsky stays to share; and while you get on the m/cycle she gets herself a sunbed? or something along those lines?
13. you had to ask crack the beers we'll all be round later to celebrate but tell her we want a nice buffet leaving now your single check out a few avatars sus x
14. You are actually wondering which to choose? You're mad man- you can take the missus- I'll take everything else off your hands and you can lead a life of miserable nagging. Can't believe she's such a selfish old slag. Didn't she want a threesome or moresome? What about those twin Korean girls you adopted when they were age 17? I suppose she's against them too?
15. Well I have tried to be judgemental to help you out but I can't help thinking what kind of monster would take a man's beer off him. I would bin bag her and send her back to her mother's, at a push if it helps out my fellow man, I'll take the bike off your hands
16. buy her a bus ticket lol